Like all relatively smart, funny, attractive men I've always believed that when I was ready, I could easily land a smart, funny, sexy, warm, loving wife. 'When you build it, she will come.' That's what you're told all your life as an American man. The girls are just going to line up when you say the word. Well, my friends, I'm ready and have been for seven years now and I can't even meet someone I want to have a second date with let alone make my wife.
My last girlfriend left me on my knee with a ring in my hands and tears in my eyes. Initially the tears were of happiness, since she had said she wanted to get married for the previous two years and whenever I was ready, we would do it. Unfortunately, somewhere along the line she changed her mind but didn't feel it necessary to let me know. She thought it best to wait until I was proposing to drop the guillotine, humanitarian that she was.
Since then I've tried speed dating, Yentas, blind dates, Internet dating, meeting girls at the gym and yoga, on the subway and on the street. Actresses, models, lawyers, social workers, teachers, comediennes, even hookers, special massage girls and dominatrixes and nothing! I simply cannot believe I'm still single at 35! (44) This is my story. Just a regular guy looking for love and unable to find it... so far.
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